In a few short hours, my darling friend Anita and her handsome beau Gary (below) will walk down the aisle.
It wouldn't be right for me not to tell you about Anita: not only is she the funniest, loveliest and most fashion conscious woman on the planet, she's also the high priestess of bargains and my shopping patron saint.
Anita, you will make such a beautiful bride and I can only imagine how perfect everything will be. You will not just be the centre of attention, but the master of it.
I hope your special day is everything you hope for and I wish you and Gary even more joy than you already have in your lives.
God how I wish I could teleport myself to the Cotswolds right now...