Woman, highly distrustful of the evil empire of Apple and reluctant to be a sheep, finally gives in and buys an iPhone.
Less than a week after purchase, phone overheats while charging which it has to do every sodding half an hour because the battery is overwhelmingly shit. Woman, thoroughly pissed off she has to spend time she doesn't have sorting an overpriced appliance that should work, calls retailer.
To its credit, retailer is responsive and agrees to exchange phone.
What woman thinks cannot be repeated as this is a family publication...
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