The World's Worst Airline

There are times in life when swearing is the only possible response.

Last Saturday was one of those times.

Thanks to a huge cock-up by 'We Don't Give a Fuck Airlines' (aka Air France), we ended up missing our connection from Paris to Copenhagen and spending far too long in the armpit of civilisation that is Charles de Gaulle Airport.

There must be a special place in hell for Air France staff who, when faced with a blunder entirely of their making, merely shrugged their shoulders in that arrogant Gallic way that is subtext for: "We are French and you are not, which gives us the right to shit on you from a great height whenever we so feel like it". WORST. AIRLINE. EVER.

Five hours later we finally made it to Copenhagen and so, astonishingly, did our luggage. And we proceeded to have a wonderful week in Denmark and Sweden (holiday snaps to come). Our flights back today were care of KLM - an airline that needs to show its French neighbours how it's done. And Schipol Airport kicks serious Charles de Gaulle butt.