Thursday 10 February 2011

For Sale: one husband

Very tempted to sell the Animator today – he has been nothing but trouble all week. Am thinking somewhere in the region of £9.99, but open to all offers.

Pluses: he will keep you in food, lodgings and laughs. His chosen career will offer relocation possibilities all over the globe. He is a dab hand at fixing stuff (IT, house renovations and vehicles a particular speciality). His default setting is easy going and he stands shoulder-deep in the sea of kindness.

Unfortunately, he displays allergic-like symptoms when it comes to cooking, cleaning and making decisions. On occasion, he likes a good argument and can sulk when he doesn't get his way. Also has an annoying habit of talking over the news and leaving lights on whenever he exits a room.

Overall, though, he's a pretty good buy and there should be a few more years left in him.

Offers by midnight tonight. Or I'll have to consider keeping him...

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