You can imagine it, can't you: you're sitting around, planning to rip off the jewellers on the High Street.
Got balaclava? Check. Getaway Vespas? Check. Baseball bats and a large bag in which to spirit away the booty? Check and check.
Imagine your heist will be foiled by a sprightly 70-year-old and her handbag? Maybe not...
I almost spat out my dinner tonight while watching the news. How BLUDDY AMAZING is this plucky old bird who did what no-one else dared to do this morning in Northampton?
I hope the woman widely referred to as A Total Waste of Space, Time and Taxpayer's Funds (aka HRH The Queen) invites super granny to tea. Her jaunty red coat will go down a treat at Buck Palace.
Click here to watch super granny go: