Because my life isn't frantic enough, I have gone and bought a new phone that won't behave the way it says on the tin.
Chortle all you like, but I have finally admitted defeat to the evil empire of Apple. Turns out my other smart phone wasn't as smart as it claimed. That and the fact it emitted a loud and thoroughly irritating buzzing noise during every call; there's only so long you can tell people it must be their phone.
Now I just need to get the friggin thing to work; today I am all about channelling my inner 12-year-old male geek. The first one to say 'I told you so' gets a barely used iPhone...
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