I would take any day over Monday. Any day.
The shittiest day of the week did not disappoint today: my work phone suddenly and inextricably died (and without the good grace of passing on my contacts list, which meant a wasteful hour keying in numbers), I encountered a shop assistant and a colleague both in serious training for the Grumpy Olympics, my dinner date cancelled and I got rained on whilst walking home.
If life has presented you with a crappy Monday there's nothing for it but to hoover down dark chocolate. Preferably studded with hunks of crystallised ginger.