This is an honest-to-god conversation I overheard at the Bath Racecourse Car Boot Sale this morning:
Hugely obese woman customer, picking up a hideous pink elephant money box: "Ohh, I have to buy this for my husband, he is so into elephants".
Seller: "What kind of elephant-related stuff does he have?"
Woman: "Everything that you can imagine, and then some. He claims his love of elephants started when he met me but I can never quite work out what he means by that."
Seller: "You and me both, love."
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