Not sure how we got into it but today conversation at work turned to things you'd never catch us doing. It was a funny, throwaway conversation but here's my list, by no means exhaustive, of things I'll never do:
- Reproduce: no screwing with the gene pool or adding to the chronic over-population of this poor groaning planet for me
- Headline Wembley
- Eat smooth peanut butter: how can I take you seriously as a person if you prefer smooth to crunchy peanut-based spreads?
- Be tall
Eat meat (animals of the world, you have nothing to fear from me)
- Wear Crocs, Polar Fleece or high-waisted jeans
- Win an Olympic medal
Even begin to understand cruelty to animals, organised religion or racism.
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