Today I bought a Size Zero top in Gap.
The words 'superficial loser' will probably be bouncing around your brain at this point BUT allow me my moment of celebration. Obviously the extra upholstery I've acquired since being here has finally decided to direct its attention elsewhere.
Fat deposits, please take note: you or any of your friends who may wish to re-join you on my hips, stomach or butt at any stage in the foreseeable future are NOT welcome back. Ka Kite Ano.